The Hoggers have always advocated against healthy diets. If you’re feeling tired, cranky or bloated it’s perhaps the time to change your lifestyle. And that means you can trade soy chunks for red meat and green tea for chocolate milkshakes. Well the French don’t think like The Hoggers. Beacuse they are a bunch of anorexic geeks who get their nose jobs done in American clinics. That’s maybe the reason why their food is too fragile, too thin and too anorexic. In your pursuit of fitness, you’ve probably generated a list full of healthy, hearty foods but you’re itching for something yummy. Then this one’s definitely not for you!
The humdrum of unemployment were ringing too strident in the minds of The Hoggers. That’s when the sad news broke out that Sam had finally got the chance to earn some green. The disappointment among the lot also meant this was the chance to despoil the squirrel. Carrying hardened hearts they decided to go extravagant with their choice and ended up at French Quarter Bistro in Indiranagar. The calm and inexpressive locale had nothing laudable about it. The menu and specials were, least to say, disconsolate words put up together to make no sagacity to their minds.
Coming to the main course, the Spiral Spinach was pretty bland as well. The stifle combination failed to impress the herbies. Sam seemed pleased with his FQ Chicken as it had a touch of spices & the flavouring really engrossed the meat. Perhaps Bob was the only one with a clear winner. The Steak Au Poivre was tender, juicy & cooked medium rare to perfection. But the beef of Bryan’s Tenderloin Steak seemed to have come from cattle on which the French conducted some serious bestiality for a new porn film. It was a dead rubber with no juices intact and the red wine sauce was too sour for his liking. The food did not result in a predilection of sorts for the entire group. Sam & Bryan were adamant to have another picking to compile a proper review. They went for the Chef’s Special Chicken. Once it was tasted, the Brandy & Beer took its toll on Bryan who barged into the kitchen with a fork to kill the Chef!
The food wasn’t profligate but the cheque remained to be. Alas, that’s all Bryan & Bob had wished for. The swarming hands of miser Sam reached for their necks. The Pseudo Sophisticated couldn’t make it even this time. It seems he’s been tuning his musical skills. Last heard he’s got into Elton John, not literally of course!
Venue - #298, 100 Feet road, Indiranagar
Recommended – Steak Au Poivre
Music – Santana crooning at his worst
Variety - **
Quality - ***
Value for money - **
Ambience - **
Service - ***
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